nevermore191:

Hamlet: Man delights not me—

Horatio: That’s not what you said last night, my lord.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: WHAT.

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

nargyle:

Okay, truth?

I’m kinda the pulse-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, high octane hemorrhaging action music junkie, but no song whips me into a drawing frenzy quite like this one 

  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

jaclcfrost:

ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

sosuchan:

Moon Princess Fionna

Created by Anastasia (DAV-19)

kingdom-hearts-fuck:

i still have a request left OTL